Which BHS Teacher Are You?

By Anna Starkey and Jackie Thompson

Care to see where you stand among teaching legends like Mr. Parks and Ms. Bills? Take this quiz to find out!

 

1. What subject would you teach?

a.) History of the Civil War

b.) Contemporary English Literature

c.) Multivarible Calculus

d.) Anatomy

e.) Philosophy

2. What club would you run?

a.) Model U.N.

b.) Book Club

c.) Pizza and Probability Club

d.) None; just run away from your problems

e.) Fight Club

3. What do you do for fun on the weekends?

a.) Head to Yellowstone with my wife and not my kids (haha, freedom!).

b.) Play with my puppy and procrastinate grading

c.) Mysteriously disappear, but return by Sunday at 3:00 pm to stop at Panera

d.) Netflix and chill, party with the bros.

e.) Spend time with family.

4. What is the last book you read?

a.) Influence of Seapower upon History  by Alfred Thayer Mahan

b.) A fascinating non-fiction

c.) This personality quiz

d.) The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks by Rebecca Skoot

e.) On Writing by Stephen King

5. What is your go-to outfit?

a.) A polo and khakis, maybe some athletic shorts when I hit up the soccer field.

b.) Cute patterns and quirky shoes.

c.) Mainly t-shirts and polos from colleges I didn’t go to. They were gifts!

d.) I try to match my ties to my socks.

e.) Standard business attire; I try to keep it professional.

6. What superpower would you have?

a.) Time travel

b.) Speed reading

c.) Invisibility (to get out of work)

d.) Super speed

e.) Mind reading

7. What kind of student were you in high school?

a.) Soccer star

b.) Band geek

c.) Slacker genius

d.) Class clown

e.) Know-it-all

8. What is your ringtone?

a.) The Star Wars opening theme

b.) Hallelujah Chorus

c.) Default; I can’t even figure out how to turn on my phone

d.) Party in the U.S.A by Miley Cyrus

e.) The western movie whistle

9. What’s your biggest pet peeve?

a.) When people don’t know the difference between James Earl Ray and James Earl Jones

b.) Using a bald eagle for the school mascot.

c.) Technology

d.) Socializing

e.) Stupid questions

10. What’s your dream job?

a.) Jedi Knight

b.) Triple threat: Dancer, Singer, Flutist

c.) Playing jazz fusion music  for my adoring fans

d.) Olympic athlete

e.) Critic at Rotten Tomatoes

Mostly A’s: Mr. Parks

You take after Mr. Parks! You’re a total history buff; you know everything about all 50 states and even Puerto Rico. You’re witty, so you use your jokes on your beloved students. You seem a bit serious, but you aren’t afraid to laugh every once in a while.

Mostly B’s: Ms. Bills-Tenney

You’re most like Ms. Bills. You’re creative, quirky, and ready to rumble–in an intellectual debate that is! You’re opinionated, open-minded, and optimistic. You strongly prefer puppies to people.

Mostly C’s: Mr. Breese

You’re Mr. Breese’s doppelgänger. You’re not just a pretty face; you’re super smart but you do have a tendency to slack a bit. You were definitely born in the wrong decade; you hate nearly all forms of technology!

Mostly D’s: Mr. Reinhart

Whoosh! There you go again, always on the run, just like Mr. Reinhart. You’re definitely a man on the go, but you still make time for friends and family Sarcasm is your weapon of choice and you’re not afraid to use it.

Mostly E’s: Mr. Erwin

You’re dark and mysterious just like Mr. Erwin. No one knows anything about you, but they want to! You come off as intimidating and critical, but you’re really just a big teddy bear trying your best.

 

 

 

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